Gates of Heaven Joke
There once was a wealthy man who was near death. He was very grieved because he had worked so hard for his money and he wanted to be able to take it with him to heaven. So he began to …
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Month: January 2014
9/11 museum admission fee 24$ dollars
photo credit twitter file January 24, 2014 ( NYC ) I Came across a great write up BY MARIA ALVAREZ. On the crazy 24$ charge or admission for 9/11 museum. Officials at the 9/11 museum stood firm on their $24 …
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Long Island Snow 1/21/2014
Long Island, NY-(AskHoffa) A winter weather storm is expected to slam the Long Island and New
York area Tuesday — with up to 14 inches of snow expected in some areas and arctic cold temperatures across the region. The snow began falling earlier than expected before 9:00am and many business are starting to close early
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A fire truck and a Dalmatian joke
A nursery school principle was driving a station wagon full of kids home from school one day. When a fire truck zoomed past them. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children felt …
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ALZHEIMER’S EYE TEST
(i love this part… its absolutely amazing!)
Count every ” F ” in the following text: FINISHED FILES ARE THE RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS…
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A True Irish Ghost Story
A True Irish Ghost Story and a Joke: This happened a while ago in Belfast , and even though it sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock story, it’s true. John Bradford, a 20 yr old Queen’s University student, was on the …
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Charlotte Nature Museum Chicken Day 2014
Feathered Fun for Everyone at Chicken Day Flock over to Charlotte Nature Museum for this favorite Creature Feature on January 18, 2014 Charlotte, NC – Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit Charlotte Nature Museum for Chicken Day on Saturday, January 18 from 10:00 a.m. – 1:00 p.m.
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2014 Three Managers, Three Hall of Famers?
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If I had a vote, my choices would be easy. I wouldn’t vote for a single player. I’d vote for La Russa, Torre, Cox, Miller and Steinbrenner. As for the actual vote, I think La Russa and Torre will be elected, while Cox will just miss out. And I’d love to see Marvin Miller elected, as well. It’s not a slam-dunk, but I also like his chances. Not one of these candidates deserves it more.
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Spanish Computer Joke
A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class in Spanish, that unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. – “House” for instance, is feminine: “la casa”. “Pencil”, however, is masculine: “el lápiz.” A student asked what gender …
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James Avery Too Soon
He is survived by his wife of 26 years, Barbara Avery; his mother, Florence Avery of Atlantic City; and a stepson, Kevin Waters. Our prayers go out to the friends and family of Mr. Avery. The cause of death was complications from open-heart surgery, said his manager, Toni Benson. Avery had surgery on November 11 and died on Tuesday 12/31/2013 evening at a hospital in Glendale, California, according to Benson.
