Bike Messenger Joke
The bike messenger was drive down Main Street and was passing a pedestrian crossing. He unwillingly runs into a man, and they both fall down. “Damn, are you lucky.” The messenger said.
“What do you mean by lucky?” The pedestrian angrily asks. “I got hurt really bad.”
“You’re lucky pal, I recently lost my license. I usually drive a cement truck”
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