A handsomely attractive and cologne scented man was walking down the street when he heard a voice warily speak :
“Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you.”
The curious man halted mid step, and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished. He went on, and after awhile he was about to cross yet another road.
- Once again the voice shouted:
“Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run over you and you will die.”
The handsome gentleman listened without a moments waste, just as a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him.
“Where are you?” the cologne scented man asked.
“Who are you?” Please I must know, how you know.
“I am your guardian angel,” the voice answered.
“Oh yeah?” the amazed yet now slightly angry man asked…
“Then where were you when I was at the church altar, getting married?”