A handsomely attractive and cologne scented man was walking down the street when he heard a voice warily speak :

“Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you.”

The curious man halted mid step, and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished. He went on, and after awhile he was about to cross yet another road.

• Once again the voice shouted:

“Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run over you and you will die.”

The handsome gentleman listened without a moments waste, just as a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him.

“Where are you?” the cologne scented man asked.

“Who are you?” Please I must know, how you know.

“I am your guardian angel,” the voice answered.

“Oh yeah?” the amazed yet now slightly angry man asked…

“Then where were you when I was at the church altar, getting married?”