Tag: You’re so old jokes

You are so old you have Abe Lincoln’s beeper number. You are so old that when God said “let there be light”, you hit the switch.You are so old that when you were in school there was no history class.
You are so old that you owe George Washington 3 bucks.You are so old your yearbook didn’t have pictures because there were no camera’s. You are so old Moses signed your yearbook.You are so old your birth certificate says expired on it.You are so old you were waiter at the Last Supper.

So you need some material for a birthday party or an office roast. Well here are some “you’re so old jokes” to get you started! Here are some more when your done.You’re so old, you have hieroglyphics on your driver’s license.You’re so old, the key on Ben Franklin’s kite was to your apartment.You’re so old, you walked into an antique store and they kept you.You’re so old, when you were young, rainbows were black and white.You’re so old, you have an autographed Bible.