A nursery school principle was driving a station wagon full of kids home from school one day. When a fire truck zoomed past them. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children felt …
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(i love this part… its absolutely amazing!)
Count every ” F ” in the following text: FINISHED FILES ARE THE RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS…
A True Irish Ghost Story and a Joke: This happened a while ago in Belfast , and even though it sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock story, it’s true. John Bradford, a 20 yr old Queen’s University student, was on the …
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Feathered Fun for Everyone at Chicken Day Flock over to Charlotte Nature Museum for this favorite Creature Feature on January 18, 2014 Charlotte, NC – Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit Charlotte Nature Museum for Chicken Day on Saturday, January 18 from 10:00 a.m. – 1:00 p.m.
If I had a vote, my choices would be easy. I wouldn’t vote for a single player. I’d vote for La Russa, Torre, Cox, Miller and Steinbrenner. As for the actual vote, I think La Russa and Torre will be elected, while Cox will just miss out. And I’d love to see Marvin Miller elected, as well. It’s not a slam-dunk, but I also like his chances. Not one of these candidates deserves it more.
A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class in Spanish, that unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. – “House” for instance, is feminine: “la casa”. “Pencil”, however, is masculine: “el lápiz.” A student asked what gender …
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He is survived by his wife of 26 years, Barbara Avery; his mother, Florence Avery of Atlantic City; and a stepson, Kevin Waters. Our prayers go out to the friends and family of Mr. Avery. The cause of death was complications from open-heart surgery, said his manager, Toni Benson. Avery had surgery on November 11 and died on Tuesday 12/31/2013 evening at a hospital in Glendale, California, according to Benson.
Update: Also, as expected, the LIE reopened to traffic in Nassau and Suffolk counties at 8 a.m. Around the time people where getting dug out of the snow The Long Island Expressway will be closed to all traffic in Nassau …
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And the stage is set for 2014 to be just as epic. After all, 2014 gives us a Winter Olympics and a World Cup. But before we turn the page to 2014, let’s look back on the year that was. In true Joe Brackets tradition, with this final post of the calendar year, it’s time to take a look at the best games of the year. (And just as we did 12 games for 2012, this year’s list features a lucky number 13.)
Photo Credit hdwallpapersinn Happy New Year 2014 from everyone here at AskHoffa and our families. Together we can all be part of the dream! We can all take this 2014 and our theory is ” There is enough of the …
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