So you need some jokes for a birthday party or an office roast. Well here are some more “You’re so old jokes!”
Updated: we have even more jokes in the comment sections of here and and your so old jokes one.
You are so old you have Abe Lincoln’s beeper number.
You are so old that when God said “let there be light”, you hit the switch.
You are so old that when you were in school there was no history class.
You are so old that you owe George Washington 3 bucks.
You are so old your yearbook didn’t have pictures because there were no camera’s.
You are so old Moses signed your yearbook.
You are so old your birth certificate says expired on it.
You are so old you were waiter at the Last Supper.
You are so old you ran track with dinosaurs.
You are so old your birth certificate has a date in Roman numerals.
You are so old you sat behind Strom Therman in the third grade.
You’re so old that “doing it three times a night” is how many times you get up to use the bathroom.
You are so old your ears are still ringing from the big bang.
I hope I got you to laugh at least once. See if you missed any you’re so old jokes by reading part 1