Doctor and the doctor told him that he had only 24 hours to live. So, Billy goes home to tell his wife and after they both had a long cry over it, he asked her if she would have sex with him since he only had 24 hours left to live? “Of course Darling,” she replied.And so they have sex.

The Blackhawks lost last night, thus ending their remarkable streak of 24 consecutive games with a point to begin the season. The Heat won today, extending their winning streak to 18 straight games. It was a little more topical when both streaks were still active, but the debate over which streak was more impressive waged for quite some time.